Yea, I said it... And; I'd put it on a T-Shirt!!!!

Awesome T-shirt sayings that I made up:

-Won't move for old people
-Animal cruelty?!... Only if it feeds or clothes me
-Excuse me sir/ madame... Would you mind moving?... Your crotch is on my shoulder
-Petition against sweat shops you say?... Does this include my gig?
-Hey, hey! Hey guy! Fuk you okay?!
-You are a moron and I wish death on you.
-Your birthday was the worst day of my life
-I would say "fuk you". But I haven't brushed up on my ninja skills
-let me guess; your parents are retarded and your their sad results