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Marisa Moment #2428907023

So here's the scene...
On my slave ship... fairly late into the evening; trying to wrap things up so that I can head home without any crazy "Dirty Nike Incidents".

Me: "Hey, can you finish filling out this sheet for me?  I can't do anything with it until it's done."
Other Person (I'll refer to this person as "toots" after this point):  "Okay, I'll get it done right away"
Me: "No worries, take your time... I'll be back in about 15-20."

-fast forward 20 minutes-
Me: "Hey... you got that form for me?"  (clearly looking at the blank spaces on it)
Toots: "uh, I'm just trying to figure something out real quick"

Me: "well its already late so I'll just get it from you tomorrow"

-insert FART here-

-- (my face = caught off guard)

  -- (Toots face = complete shock)

Me: "Did you just?!!!...."

Toots: *nods heads yes*

-Marisa immediately exits stage left without another word-

What did I learn?

1. 
   
   People should never be allowed to be that comfortable in front of me unless we hang out after hours.
2. 
   
   I have a complete loss of filter... because old me wouldn't have even acknowledged the incident in front of the other person.
3. 
   
   I guess its no-holds-bar now... let the games begin!!!!  ;)