tRANsit rULEs

-transit rule #355555
people that cross aisle chat on public transit should be gut punched mid convo

-transit rule #2832r5
If you don't take your backpack off before walking the "runway" and hit a person... You should be bag beat for 60 seconds (I.e. Beaten with your own bag)

-transit rule #2r52635
Seat eviction should be allowable

-all public transit should be equipped with metal detectors [allowing me to enforce my rules without fear of stabbings or gunshots]

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